Standard issue timepiece worn on the flightsuit cuff of Colonial Viper pilots, the 'Metal Dork' (dorkus metallicus) features a stainless steel case, hardened mineral crystal, retro-futuristic red LCD digital display, and speaks the time on pressing the logo button on the face (male voice in the AM, female voice in the PM). Also comes with spoken alarm and chime functions. Unlike most modern watches, this one uses a large easily replaced coin battery, and is not water-resistant.
By Nixon Inc.
