"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mic. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but, they use the sesame seed bun. My buns have no seeds."
